If your boss invites 9 out of 10 of his grandchildren to the office and expects you to watch them.
If your boss is sitting on your desk and you ask him to move to get something out of your desk, he ask you to blow him first.
If your boss can’t handle being wrong. You provide black and white proof they are wrong and they still argue that they are correct.
If he talks about you to fellow male staff about wanting to "do" you.
If you go to the bank to cash your payroll check and funds aren’t available.
If your boss shows up to work 30 minutes later than starting time, only to tell you that your entire district is closed as of yesterday.
If your boss makes you work over-time and doesn’t pay time and a half.
If your boss doesn’t offer paid sick or vacation time.
If your boss grosses 500K+ for the company and doesn’t offer medical and dental benefits.
If your boss docks your pay because you and other employees are late because of a jack knife truck has shut the freeway down. Both directions!
If your boss doesn’t offer bereavement times paid, especially unpaid.
If your boss comes in 30 minutes late and leaves four hours early and their responsibility with you.
If your boss transfers the wart infested witch from hell into your department & shows one way or another how much she hates you.
If your boss leaves his four year old grandchild with you at the office and you have to change crappy diapers.
If your boss allows his daughter to drop off her un-potty trained daughter to the office without diapers or a pull-up. You have to clean up the mess when she pisses herself and all over the floor.
If your boss doesn’t let you go home when you are 8 ½ months pregnant and you are cramping and swelling.
If your boss confirms her appointment with the state auditing board and then dumps the crap on your desk 5 minutes before they are to arrive and leaves for the day.
If your boss leaves dry boogers in his nose AFTER you have told him there is a honker hangin’ out there.
If your boss loses report folders that are needed for a meeting that same afternoon.
If your boss gives you 12 business hours to get an accurate financial value of all the office equipment. Only problem is he can’t find last years copy and doesn’t know where the receipts are.
If your boss never looks at you when he's talking to you and repeatedly calls you by the wrong name and then expects you to know when he's talking to you. (submitted by jennaascroft@hotmail.com)
If you boss has terrible body odor, has poor hygiene, and still thinks she's attractive. (submitted by ga1smerr@aol.com)
If your boss cuts you back to 16 (paid) Hours because company revenues are down, but keeps adding work to your already 40 Hour work load. Then every time he brings up the subject of you getting paid a full time salary again he says, "... In an effort to find more work for you..." (submitted by arthurcw1@ev1.net)
If your boss gives you crap assignments, expects you to type production 800 lines an 8 hour day, and you have carpal tunnel so bad that you can't feel your fingers...then when you go on Worker's Comp, he fires you... (submitted by desaix@earthlink.net)
If he is 35, has 2 kids, but still works at McDonald's...(submitted by queenbreezy15@hotmail.com)
When your boss confronts you with a problem, you discuss it, and they then say nothing for a week until they get their boss to come in and call you a liar and fire you without cause, justification, or any sane reason...(submitted by sharkman687@aol.com)
When your grandmother has two days to live and the day you want to go say goodbye is Martin Luther King Day and your boss thinks the office is going to be busy and he can't afford to have you out...(submitted by krystan1220@aol.com)
Tell me why
your boss is a Weenie!
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